we've got the teamwork to make the dream work!

you know what's funny? the fact that it takes all my energy to stop my dog eating her vomit. you know whats funnier? the fact that it had a coin in it. you know whats funnier? the fact that it was shaped like a poo.


okay. im reading matthew 4. it is pretty cool. i take great pleasure in the fact that i use the same book for religion and biology. w00t. bringing peace and unity to the world one step at a time. the other day i was actually reading these saying thingys and one of them was 'imagine what you would do if you knew you couldn't fail.' at that moment i saw dr. eliza gawne in africa or some such third world nation curing the sick and helping the poor. blah blah blah etc. i was terribly dissappionted that i didn't come up with something more like being a millionaire or being famous. such a stupid pusssy. yeah smeh. interesting to think about anyway.

in other news i have i cold which i caught off emilija who is a poo. last night i had a massive argument with my mother about whether being cold gave you a cold but she wouldn't listen to my good sense. i also had an argument with my father about what constitutes a reverse park. gah.

okay im up to matthew five and there is this little gem. 11"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you." okay. all you christians out there, you suck. your religion makes no sense you are being ignorant to believe such a thing in this day and age. go a pick a religion like islam where they have bothered to make the myths at least plausable. okay. no need to thank me for the free blessing. anytime any christian are feeling a little un-blessed, just call me up and i will happily tell you how silly it all is. free blessings for all!!!! i do love christianity though, i'm not actually paying it out, so don't even think about whinging about how you have the right to believe whatever you want to. i dont actually care i just tpought i would give you a blessing. i'm so kind.

i met a christian in the city the other day and he kindly informed me that i was definately going to hell, and that purgatory didn't exhist. this is what happens when you are a penticostal. your brain stops working. god, i am so nice. he was using bible passeges to prove to me i was a bad person. i was like,k but you are using your moral system to judge me, i don't think the same things are good as you do. so he was like 'but god thinks this' GAH!!!! pooopooo. anyway. i actually just stood there laughing. it got less funny when he tried to tell me how all muslims beat there women because it says the should in the quran. i got i little bit annoyed by his intolerance at that point. so then he started talking about the railians. what an easy target. anyone can prove that they are insane. anyway, the point i'm making is that blind, unwavering and fanatical faith like that is the most dangerous and hate inducing thing in society today. i just gave a christian a great reward in heaven.

But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell
you fool. haha i am in danger of hells fire. okay i should really stop paying out the bible. it is pretty rude. um my brother found this thing on newgrounds about a ball or something and it is hilarious. it refers to big muscly lesbian. i will try to find it somewhere and stick it up there. oh it also talks about nazi pirates. and later zombie nazi pirates. AWSOME. in the genre of a childrens storybook.

today i had my first lectorial aka liger. awsome. my lecturer devotes at least 10 mins of every hour explaining how uq/he is the great thing ever. he says that because uq is a research university, we are hearing about the research before it has beeen published and we are at the front line and whatever. and our lecturers are the people who discovered the concepts we are talking about. he is of course one of these brilliant people. also today we were looking at pictures of mice that they put some jellyfish gene in so that they glowed in the dark. is it glowed or glew? both sound retarted but yeah. so i felt sorry for the poor little flouresant green glowing mice.

sarah is on her way up to see me. yay. we are going to make free badges. yay for the union. it makes me consider paying the fees. insteed i have decide to buy at leat one alcoholic beverage a week from the red room. lately i have beeen sitting next to those big lake things in the big park section thing. it is really peaceful and awsome. also there are apporx a trillion bird to watch. this one poor girl who was sitting near me made the mistake of feeding a duck. the birds at uni are like european beggars. these duck were jumping in her bags and shit and on her trying to get her food. if it was me i would have been terrified and run away screaming but she handled it really well and eventually they went awayish. but yeah.

wow this is such a meaty/pointless blog. it is because uni drains my ability to remember that nobody cares about my everyday life. oh also in biology they handed out our cds which we have to do a personal response to the stimulus on them. anyway they got the guy who runs the science show on ABC national radio(awsome) to do the introduction and it was so wankerish and i need to find some way to put it on here. so look out for animated ball and science wankers. oh well i am going to go and do pilates now (yay!!). so i best be off. i started this blog years ago. i just had psyc and i have decided that my favorite part of the brain is the hippocampus, just cos the name is so cool. pre-frontal cortex is also pretty good function wise, but the name is so blase.
okay well goodnight leiblings!! i thought i would finish this blog off with some advice from jesus.... Matty.5.29 If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.

love and peace, eliza

“Life is a precious gift, don't let your life pass you by. Start now by taking very small steps to gain knowledge to help your self, build your self-confidence and leave safely. Take enough small steps and soon you'll be far, far away from him.
You are important, you are beautiful and you deserve the best. Just imagine how good it would feel to be free, to be able to go wherever you want to go, do whatever you want to do whenever you want to do it. Hold that thought and don't let go for anything. This is YOUR life - take it back! Remember, you are never alone, all you have to do is reach out.”
-Heather Jayne

FACTS

1. If you don't set your alarm, you will wake up late
2. If you are running late, every bus is early and every train is delayed
3. If you remember to set an alarm, you should give yourself more than 30mins to wake up, have a shower, eat breakfast, find a thin towel for the gym, put clothes on, figure out what bus to catch etc.
4. I have two lecturuers that sound like kermit the frog
5. My reln lecturer doesn't care if we go over the word limit or hand in assignments late
6. There are 28 people in my reln lecture
7. this may have something to do with the fact that it is 'the world of jesus and the early christians'
8. half of st. margarets is in my psyc lecture
9. this makes me want to kill myself
10. st. margetets sent me another flyer about how excellent it is
11. i am going to write to them to tell them to stop sending propaganda, and explain that i am not interested in leaving money for them in my will.
12. today i went to a step class then yoga and i felt bad in yoga cos i felt like i smelt really bad and all the people around me left early
13. there's not a star in heaven that we can't be
14. it is stupid that most university lecturers come from a different country
15. i hate melissa at work because she is boring as fuck
16. also she only acts nice when there are boys/persons of authority aorund her
17. in sids cases where foulplay is suspected, the blame always falls on the mother
18. pascall jelly beans are my favorite food
19. amber at work has a bit of a phobia of sour lollys due to a childhood warhead incident
20. i have sore underarm muscles

love and peace, eliza

make a little birdhouse in your soul

i'm writing a blog for kristy cos she did one for me

i had my introductory lecture biol1015(human biology) today. anyway they were talking about the course and they were saying that we would have lectures, practicals, tutorials(pegs) and LECTORIALS. That's right. that is right up there with cybrary in the book of ridiculous uq terminology. the lecturer kindly explained that it was a mix between a lecture and tutorial, which helped clear it up a little. we decided to call them ligers. just because, yano. anyway i found it rather awsome and though you should hear about it. okay bibye!!

love poolizaberry.

i have standards!

yay! i drew a picture! so last night i went and saw 'puppetry of the penis' with mum. it was mad fun. i bought the dvd and the instruction manual. and then i took her out to dinner in the city. so hott. im going to work soon. cool. it is suncorp so my urge to committ suicide is lessened.

ok. i changed back into my religion subject
w00t. now i have to buy a book entitled REASON & RELIGIOUS BELIEF AN INTRODUCTION TO THE PHILOSOPHY of religion. yay arts!

love eliza.

The Phantom of The Opera

I was gonna do that thing that kristy did where you review your first five shuffled songs. i got distracted and wrote a page-long list of random songs. anywooo.....

1. I Make Hamburgers-The Whitlams
This song is about a guy who picks up girls in his hamburger making job and teaches them how to be "d-d-d-d-dirrty girls; like you". It is really catchy and boppy. Also it has this cool solo bit in the middle. I like it cos the subject matter is kinda d-d-d-d-dirrty but the tune is really wholesome, with woo-hoo-hoos. I also like it because he is talking about his sexual conquests, but he still obviously really liking this one chick. And i think that that is really sweet and that more people should prove their devotion through sex with others.
8/10

2. F**K THE SYSTEM- System of a Down
The main thing i like about this song is it's high unintelligibility levels. It brings back memories of Sarah trying to sing it at school and sounding rather creative. I'm not really that into SOAD right this second, but this is still a pretty good song. It is a bit too loud and angry for somebody as highly apatheticasmyself. haha i couldn't be bothered to put in spaces. way to prove myself right.
6/10

3. Sunnyroad- Emiliana Torrini
This song is really pretty. It is sad though. It sounds a bit like a suicide note to me. i really like the style. It is cool because the song is still quite optimistic, like both the words and the music, even though it is sad. It makes me thing of a little girl in a flowy dress dancing in a fairy garden. Through a clouded lens. Yeah. It also makes me think of bamboo for some reason. i think because it is so delicate. Some days this song is uplifting but sometimes it make me cry.
8/10

4. New York, New York- Frank Sinatra
Well this is obviously a really awesome and famous song. It is really good for singing along to, i think it would be popular in kareoke bars. Well i really like it. It is oldschool obviously. This song just makes me happy even though it is sorta about being angsty and repressed. I have the live version and it is flawless. That amazes me muchly. Also, i appreciate the use of the word vagabond. Now that's a word. One of good old frankie's bests i would have to say. I wanna wake up in that city that doesn't sleep too.
7.5/10

5. Paco Doesn't Love Me- Spazzys
This song has the awsomest music ever. It is sorta combining lot's of other songs. All i wanna do is dance around awesomely. In the style of an epileptic fit. This is my second favourite spazzy's song i would have to say. i like it because it is strong and angry and passionate, and not many love songs are like that. If all girl bands Mae music like this girl bands wouldn't suck. Some of the lyrics are quite cute but the overall tune and style of this one is definitely what makes it rock.
7/10

yeah. Now damn good times by TOMBS is playing. i was really upset that there were no songs by TMBG in there, they do make up around 1/4 of my songs. i wanted to give every song 8/10 but i made myself not. Okay well yeah. i rawck. i am writing a song at the moment entitled 'slit my wrists'. i mainly get inspiration for it when i am on the toilet or being subject to emo music by my husband. yeah, so that should be exciing. Wonder if I'll make it big.mabye if i lose ten pounds.

love and peace : )
eliza.

you don't love me, you love your broken ego

amway bitches!!

BIOL1011: Genetics and Evolution - 5
PSYC1030: Intro to Developmental, Clinical and Applied - 7
RELN1000: World Religions - 6
SPCH1100: Speech, Language and Hearing Disorders - 5

GPA: 5.75

Fuck yeah bitches! i'm passing my arts degree! even the science section of it!!! w00t!! i rock this shitbox!

today i have my first driving lesson. i feel slight trepedation. also the other day i farted so hard that it cracked my tailbone back into position. crazy. moral of the story: don't fart unless it flows out smoothly.

okay. w00tagus bitches!!

love and peace. eliza.

fuck yeah!!!!