FACTS

1. If you don't set your alarm, you will wake up late
2. If you are running late, every bus is early and every train is delayed
3. If you remember to set an alarm, you should give yourself more than 30mins to wake up, have a shower, eat breakfast, find a thin towel for the gym, put clothes on, figure out what bus to catch etc.
4. I have two lecturuers that sound like kermit the frog
5. My reln lecturer doesn't care if we go over the word limit or hand in assignments late
6. There are 28 people in my reln lecture
7. this may have something to do with the fact that it is 'the world of jesus and the early christians'
8. half of st. margarets is in my psyc lecture
9. this makes me want to kill myself
10. st. margetets sent me another flyer about how excellent it is
11. i am going to write to them to tell them to stop sending propaganda, and explain that i am not interested in leaving money for them in my will.
12. today i went to a step class then yoga and i felt bad in yoga cos i felt like i smelt really bad and all the people around me left early
13. there's not a star in heaven that we can't be
14. it is stupid that most university lecturers come from a different country
15. i hate melissa at work because she is boring as fuck
16. also she only acts nice when there are boys/persons of authority aorund her
17. in sids cases where foulplay is suspected, the blame always falls on the mother
18. pascall jelly beans are my favorite food
19. amber at work has a bit of a phobia of sour lollys due to a childhood warhead incident
20. i have sore underarm muscles

love and peace, eliza

make a little birdhouse in your soul