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you know what's funny? the fact that it takes all my energy to stop my dog eating her vomit. you know whats funnier? the fact that it had a coin in it. you know whats funnier? the fact that it was shaped like a poo.


okay. im reading matthew 4. it is pretty cool. i take great pleasure in the fact that i use the same book for religion and biology. w00t. bringing peace and unity to the world one step at a time. the other day i was actually reading these saying thingys and one of them was 'imagine what you would do if you knew you couldn't fail.' at that moment i saw dr. eliza gawne in africa or some such third world nation curing the sick and helping the poor. blah blah blah etc. i was terribly dissappionted that i didn't come up with something more like being a millionaire or being famous. such a stupid pusssy. yeah smeh. interesting to think about anyway.

in other news i have i cold which i caught off emilija who is a poo. last night i had a massive argument with my mother about whether being cold gave you a cold but she wouldn't listen to my good sense. i also had an argument with my father about what constitutes a reverse park. gah.

okay im up to matthew five and there is this little gem. 11"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you." okay. all you christians out there, you suck. your religion makes no sense you are being ignorant to believe such a thing in this day and age. go a pick a religion like islam where they have bothered to make the myths at least plausable. okay. no need to thank me for the free blessing. anytime any christian are feeling a little un-blessed, just call me up and i will happily tell you how silly it all is. free blessings for all!!!! i do love christianity though, i'm not actually paying it out, so don't even think about whinging about how you have the right to believe whatever you want to. i dont actually care i just tpought i would give you a blessing. i'm so kind.

i met a christian in the city the other day and he kindly informed me that i was definately going to hell, and that purgatory didn't exhist. this is what happens when you are a penticostal. your brain stops working. god, i am so nice. he was using bible passeges to prove to me i was a bad person. i was like,k but you are using your moral system to judge me, i don't think the same things are good as you do. so he was like 'but god thinks this' GAH!!!! pooopooo. anyway. i actually just stood there laughing. it got less funny when he tried to tell me how all muslims beat there women because it says the should in the quran. i got i little bit annoyed by his intolerance at that point. so then he started talking about the railians. what an easy target. anyone can prove that they are insane. anyway, the point i'm making is that blind, unwavering and fanatical faith like that is the most dangerous and hate inducing thing in society today. i just gave a christian a great reward in heaven.

But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell
you fool. haha i am in danger of hells fire. okay i should really stop paying out the bible. it is pretty rude. um my brother found this thing on newgrounds about a ball or something and it is hilarious. it refers to big muscly lesbian. i will try to find it somewhere and stick it up there. oh it also talks about nazi pirates. and later zombie nazi pirates. AWSOME. in the genre of a childrens storybook.

today i had my first lectorial aka liger. awsome. my lecturer devotes at least 10 mins of every hour explaining how uq/he is the great thing ever. he says that because uq is a research university, we are hearing about the research before it has beeen published and we are at the front line and whatever. and our lecturers are the people who discovered the concepts we are talking about. he is of course one of these brilliant people. also today we were looking at pictures of mice that they put some jellyfish gene in so that they glowed in the dark. is it glowed or glew? both sound retarted but yeah. so i felt sorry for the poor little flouresant green glowing mice.

sarah is on her way up to see me. yay. we are going to make free badges. yay for the union. it makes me consider paying the fees. insteed i have decide to buy at leat one alcoholic beverage a week from the red room. lately i have beeen sitting next to those big lake things in the big park section thing. it is really peaceful and awsome. also there are apporx a trillion bird to watch. this one poor girl who was sitting near me made the mistake of feeding a duck. the birds at uni are like european beggars. these duck were jumping in her bags and shit and on her trying to get her food. if it was me i would have been terrified and run away screaming but she handled it really well and eventually they went awayish. but yeah.

wow this is such a meaty/pointless blog. it is because uni drains my ability to remember that nobody cares about my everyday life. oh also in biology they handed out our cds which we have to do a personal response to the stimulus on them. anyway they got the guy who runs the science show on ABC national radio(awsome) to do the introduction and it was so wankerish and i need to find some way to put it on here. so look out for animated ball and science wankers. oh well i am going to go and do pilates now (yay!!). so i best be off. i started this blog years ago. i just had psyc and i have decided that my favorite part of the brain is the hippocampus, just cos the name is so cool. pre-frontal cortex is also pretty good function wise, but the name is so blase.
okay well goodnight leiblings!! i thought i would finish this blog off with some advice from jesus.... Matty.5.29 If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.

love and peace, eliza

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