yay for the bible. i have an essay due in around seven hours, and i need to fit sleep in there somewhere. so i thought it would be a pretty intellegent time to write a blog.
okay guys i wanna play a game ok.
here is my favourite bible passage:
"Restore my strength with raisins
and refresh me with apples!"
(Son 1:5)
i like it because it has an ! mark.
second place goes to
"i am weak from passion.
His left hand is under my head,
and his right hand caresses me."
hehe j-porn. the j stands for jesus. ok hot guys please do this for me or at least just go find a random cool bible passage and post it! i am derangged because it is 2:46 and i can't stop thinking about women in the gospel of luke.
please.
.love eliza.
omg i really desperately need to tell you guys about this thing wot happened the other night but i wil save it for later.
"'he rubbed my face on the ground and broke my teeth on rocks'
that is seriously about god. hehe
lurve eliza.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
maths
Q: why did i just drink a mocha?
A: because i enjoy nausea immensly, and find shaking hands and that seasick feeling in my head/brain helps me to write essays on the gospel of Luke.
A: because i enjoy nausea immensly, and find shaking hands and that seasick feeling in my head/brain helps me to write essays on the gospel of Luke.
Saturday, November 04, 2006
the girl down the street said a dog couldn't bark cos a man with an axe cut it's voice box out
the noises that the trains made sounded like people in my head
i keep attrachting scary freaks on public transport. i know that is a sorta obvious statement but seriously every bus/train that i hop on that is not going to uni has had some sort of scary/disgusting person talking to me or something. or aborigionals shotting goon. or something annoying like that
not too sentimental, but i want you to know
saaairs i saw son of man last night. i thought it was really good as well. and i noticed things that you pointed out. my favorite bit was the noise at the very end (trying not to give too much away)
so please don't pack away your summer clothes. cos there's still gardens i wanna grow with you.
so anyway after me and joe saw son of man we spent ages talking in the carpark at chermside. we decided to stay together while he is in macedonia for six weeks. so that was nice. i was encouraging him to have a fling but he decided not to. i will miss him a bit. he leaves on the 27th. his mom hasnt seen her family for 11 years! how crazy is that??
we'll take a car ride out to the country
anyway my point behind this is that after we decided to go get mcflurrys. so i was driving and wateva and my windscreen was really foggy due to it being freezing (WTF was with that by the way) . and when i put the aircon on my car can't really go over 30, so on gympie road thats a pretty bad option. so i was driving along trying to see the lanes and then i hear this BLURP! and it was a siren!!! and it was a police car behind me sirening me!! but a detective type of police car ! so i just shit myself and i'm like gah! is that me? what do i ???!?!?!?!? a joe's like yep, it's you, you have to pull over. and i did. and i was like omg what did i do? we knew i wasn't speeding cos we were having a conversation about how we didn't like speeding. jow though that they were going to tell me that my car wasn't roadworthy which it probably isn't. but anyway the girl comes up and i am trembling unbelievably and freaking out and this was our conversation ok guys:
scary police lady: Hi just a ramdom breath test and license check
me: ok (scrambles uselessly for licesne, trys to hand lady licesnce without dropping it)
spl: have you been drinking at all tonight?
me: no
spl: where are you going?
me: mcdonalds
spl: just blow in here pleasee (so i did)
spl: right. is this your car?
me: no it's my parents
spl: have you drivin it before?
me: yep
spl: it's just you were braking lots and it seemed like you didn't know what you were doing
me: oh the windscreen is really foggy, i couldn't see.
spl: ok.
and that was it. so then i had to drive away with them watching me and my hands shaking unbelievably. and then i was flaining my arms at joe at the lights and they pulled up next to me. so bad. anyway yeah it was super terrifying. my legs were shaking so bad i had to hold them still on the breaks and i was too scared to do anything but drive in a straight line until we got to carseldine. poor joe was just like, um we have to pull over or we will end up at the sunshine coast. i felt so sorry for him. and i had to haul sukis delapedated ass up the hill thing at maccas which was bad. but then joe drove home to chermside which was nice of him. that was seriously the most terrifying moment of my life. but luckily i was just i bad driver, i didn't actually do anything wrong. so yeah. i feel nervous just writing about it. haha i was driving so badly they thought i was drunk. tehe. gah *has tantie*
oh i found this poem in my file while i was looking for my caligula assignment for sarah (couldn't find it btw). and it is so teenage and angsty i love it. so you can enjoy it.
You’re everything I’ve been told I should be
It’s UNFAIR!!
Why the fuck can’t that be me
So clean and pure
It’s so FUCKING unfair
You’re the girl who they take home to momma with pride
I’m the girl with the secrets; I’m the one that they hide
You worry about whether your house is clean
WTF? You have a fucking house
WTF does that mean?
Who on earth has a house at age 19?
If I had a house I would fill it with shit
From corner to corner
Dirt and grime so thick
That I couldn’t see clearly
In the bowl when I was sick
From the night on the town that I have every night
From that one too many
No number of tears can clear vision that thick
You worry about whether your house is clean
I worry about whether there’s a baby in me
You’re everything that I’ve been told I should be
It’s so fucking unfair
Why can’t I be just me?
yep i know i am awsome/a loser.
it's funny how you can miss someone when they are sitting next to you
in other news i am now a emplyee of wagamamas fortitude valley. it is a noodle bar. i like to say i work in a doodle bar in the valley. heh. it is pretty good. they are oipening one at chermside and all their staff went there so that is why they needed me. they are opening one in queen street soon. apparently htey are quite popular in the southern states. it is so good working a place where the customers are in a good mood and they want to be there. make apologising for stuff ups easier. i was pretty surprised i got the job but yeah i did. y'all should check it out. if i still like it when uni goes back then i will quit bilo. which i am ather pleased aboout. right now i have 4 jobs which is verging on ridiculous. okay it is totally ridiculous but smeh. i am still poor tho.
thanks myself
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"I scarcely remember how the wish was originally excited; and was in the Spring of last year induced"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? air
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Australian Idol (i will marry dean on morrows eve)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:8:53pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?9:17pm
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?josh pyke in my right ear "how long will my belly ache with hollow", csi in my left. and the sound of my fingers hitting the keys.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?walking from my car to the house when i got home from work
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? bilo chocolate wafers
9. What are you wearing?bilo clothes which are dirty and crushed
10. Did you dream last night? i guess so
11. When did you last laugh? today at work i would say
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? (kristy your comment was hilarious here). some australian style paintings, a cartoon map of new zealand, a map of the americas, a map of egypt, a computer-generated image of mt. everest., a photo of santorini, a photo of a tibetan house, a really long paperclip chain suck in zig-zagish patterns with several photos that i took and millions of drawings that blake and grandma and grandpa did stuck throughout it.
13. Seen anything weird lately? only whenever i open my eyes
14. What do you think of this quiz? pretty good
15. What is the last film you saw? son of man
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? a house on the beach for my parents, a house near uni for me, a vodka factory, trvels, and i would invest the rest with BoQ (6.9% how good is that!?)
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: i really apprechiate that you put a colon insted of a question mark on this question, whoever made this up wasn't a 14 yr. old slut with a pink myspace. i can't think of anything that i haven't told someone who reads this blog.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? i would make all weapons disappear, and remove the parts of everyones brain that lets them think about weapons. actually i would remove aggresion cos we don't really need it anymore.
20. George Bush: smells like a turtle
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Amani, Amithi, Astrid, Baina, Chenoa, Ebony, Enya, Frieda, Halyn, Isra, Kallima, Kimi, Lana, Leila, Lottie, Luyu, Malia, Reyna, Saoirse.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Barrett, Bem, Frederick, James, Oscar, Oliver, Pax, Raimi, Ruhan, Zale. (i clearly am a loser who wants babies. i am going to have triplets called Lottie, Oliver and Oscar, and two of them are gonna marry sarahs boy and girl twins and the other one shall be gay. yesyes. go look up the meanings of my names! thats what makes them good)
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? only for a bit
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?whoops about the whole life thing i did there. this is pretty surprising. guess i'll catch ya later.
this blog had a similar format to my last blog. so totally. i rock.
love you!!!!!
i keep attrachting scary freaks on public transport. i know that is a sorta obvious statement but seriously every bus/train that i hop on that is not going to uni has had some sort of scary/disgusting person talking to me or something. or aborigionals shotting goon. or something annoying like that
not too sentimental, but i want you to know
saaairs i saw son of man last night. i thought it was really good as well. and i noticed things that you pointed out. my favorite bit was the noise at the very end (trying not to give too much away)
so please don't pack away your summer clothes. cos there's still gardens i wanna grow with you.
so anyway after me and joe saw son of man we spent ages talking in the carpark at chermside. we decided to stay together while he is in macedonia for six weeks. so that was nice. i was encouraging him to have a fling but he decided not to. i will miss him a bit. he leaves on the 27th. his mom hasnt seen her family for 11 years! how crazy is that??
we'll take a car ride out to the country
anyway my point behind this is that after we decided to go get mcflurrys. so i was driving and wateva and my windscreen was really foggy due to it being freezing (WTF was with that by the way) . and when i put the aircon on my car can't really go over 30, so on gympie road thats a pretty bad option. so i was driving along trying to see the lanes and then i hear this BLURP! and it was a siren!!! and it was a police car behind me sirening me!! but a detective type of police car ! so i just shit myself and i'm like gah! is that me? what do i ???!?!?!?!? a joe's like yep, it's you, you have to pull over. and i did. and i was like omg what did i do? we knew i wasn't speeding cos we were having a conversation about how we didn't like speeding. jow though that they were going to tell me that my car wasn't roadworthy which it probably isn't. but anyway the girl comes up and i am trembling unbelievably and freaking out and this was our conversation ok guys:
scary police lady: Hi just a ramdom breath test and license check
me: ok (scrambles uselessly for licesne, trys to hand lady licesnce without dropping it)
spl: have you been drinking at all tonight?
me: no
spl: where are you going?
me: mcdonalds
spl: just blow in here pleasee (so i did)
spl: right. is this your car?
me: no it's my parents
spl: have you drivin it before?
me: yep
spl: it's just you were braking lots and it seemed like you didn't know what you were doing
me: oh the windscreen is really foggy, i couldn't see.
spl: ok.
and that was it. so then i had to drive away with them watching me and my hands shaking unbelievably. and then i was flaining my arms at joe at the lights and they pulled up next to me. so bad. anyway yeah it was super terrifying. my legs were shaking so bad i had to hold them still on the breaks and i was too scared to do anything but drive in a straight line until we got to carseldine. poor joe was just like, um we have to pull over or we will end up at the sunshine coast. i felt so sorry for him. and i had to haul sukis delapedated ass up the hill thing at maccas which was bad. but then joe drove home to chermside which was nice of him. that was seriously the most terrifying moment of my life. but luckily i was just i bad driver, i didn't actually do anything wrong. so yeah. i feel nervous just writing about it. haha i was driving so badly they thought i was drunk. tehe. gah *has tantie*
oh i found this poem in my file while i was looking for my caligula assignment for sarah (couldn't find it btw). and it is so teenage and angsty i love it. so you can enjoy it.
You’re everything I’ve been told I should be
It’s UNFAIR!!
Why the fuck can’t that be me
So clean and pure
It’s so FUCKING unfair
You’re the girl who they take home to momma with pride
I’m the girl with the secrets; I’m the one that they hide
You worry about whether your house is clean
WTF? You have a fucking house
WTF does that mean?
Who on earth has a house at age 19?
If I had a house I would fill it with shit
From corner to corner
Dirt and grime so thick
That I couldn’t see clearly
In the bowl when I was sick
From the night on the town that I have every night
From that one too many
No number of tears can clear vision that thick
You worry about whether your house is clean
I worry about whether there’s a baby in me
You’re everything that I’ve been told I should be
It’s so fucking unfair
Why can’t I be just me?
yep i know i am awsome/a loser.
it's funny how you can miss someone when they are sitting next to you
in other news i am now a emplyee of wagamamas fortitude valley. it is a noodle bar. i like to say i work in a doodle bar in the valley. heh. it is pretty good. they are oipening one at chermside and all their staff went there so that is why they needed me. they are opening one in queen street soon. apparently htey are quite popular in the southern states. it is so good working a place where the customers are in a good mood and they want to be there. make apologising for stuff ups easier. i was pretty surprised i got the job but yeah i did. y'all should check it out. if i still like it when uni goes back then i will quit bilo. which i am ather pleased aboout. right now i have 4 jobs which is verging on ridiculous. okay it is totally ridiculous but smeh. i am still poor tho.
thanks myself
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"I scarcely remember how the wish was originally excited; and was in the Spring of last year induced"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? air
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Australian Idol (i will marry dean on morrows eve)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:8:53pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?9:17pm
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?josh pyke in my right ear "how long will my belly ache with hollow", csi in my left. and the sound of my fingers hitting the keys.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?walking from my car to the house when i got home from work
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? bilo chocolate wafers
9. What are you wearing?bilo clothes which are dirty and crushed
10. Did you dream last night? i guess so
11. When did you last laugh? today at work i would say
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? (kristy your comment was hilarious here). some australian style paintings, a cartoon map of new zealand, a map of the americas, a map of egypt, a computer-generated image of mt. everest., a photo of santorini, a photo of a tibetan house, a really long paperclip chain suck in zig-zagish patterns with several photos that i took and millions of drawings that blake and grandma and grandpa did stuck throughout it.
13. Seen anything weird lately? only whenever i open my eyes
14. What do you think of this quiz? pretty good
15. What is the last film you saw? son of man
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? a house on the beach for my parents, a house near uni for me, a vodka factory, trvels, and i would invest the rest with BoQ (6.9% how good is that!?)
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: i really apprechiate that you put a colon insted of a question mark on this question, whoever made this up wasn't a 14 yr. old slut with a pink myspace. i can't think of anything that i haven't told someone who reads this blog.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? i would make all weapons disappear, and remove the parts of everyones brain that lets them think about weapons. actually i would remove aggresion cos we don't really need it anymore.
20. George Bush: smells like a turtle
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Amani, Amithi, Astrid, Baina, Chenoa, Ebony, Enya, Frieda, Halyn, Isra, Kallima, Kimi, Lana, Leila, Lottie, Luyu, Malia, Reyna, Saoirse.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Barrett, Bem, Frederick, James, Oscar, Oliver, Pax, Raimi, Ruhan, Zale. (i clearly am a loser who wants babies. i am going to have triplets called Lottie, Oliver and Oscar, and two of them are gonna marry sarahs boy and girl twins and the other one shall be gay. yesyes. go look up the meanings of my names! thats what makes them good)
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? only for a bit
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?whoops about the whole life thing i did there. this is pretty surprising. guess i'll catch ya later.
this blog had a similar format to my last blog. so totally. i rock.
love you!!!!!
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
you can lay your body in the hollow where i used to be and you could fill me in
i am listening to josh pykes' album and it is the greatest creation ever. just so you know. i looove it. so much. you really have no idea how awsome it is. i strongly recommend you aquire some of his music somehow. it will improve your life for 2.27 minutes. trust me. it is the kind of music that you can become totally absorbed in. so that you can't hear or think or feel outside of the song.
i am going a little mental because i have run out of water. i refuse to drink the tap water because somebody has poisioned it or something. mabye it has just been contaminated i don't know. i realise that that sounds a little bit insane but i can taste it and i just know. so if i was you i wouldn't drink tap water. i'm seriously not joking. strongest gut instinct i've ever had.
do you wanna be the one who saw me falling and didn't even try to catch me?
i realised earlier today that life must be really hard for porn stars. because they have to choose between having no gag reflex and sucking big penises really well. or having a really good gag reflex and being a skinny bulimic. i guess thats just a career decision that they have to make. i wonder how many calories are in sperm?
my neighbours dog attacked a kitten from the neighbours on the other side. we rescued it but but it died in my arms. blake was devestated... he has trouble controlling his emotions. then again he saw the whole thing and heard it's back break and stuff like that so i guess i should cut him some slack. i had to tell the people that their cat died and i didn't know what to say and i was tactless. it isn't the dog fault, it never gets walked and it gets fed once each week. the rspca was ment to come pick up the dog today but it didn't. i was sorta relieved cos i would miss him and so would teasha.
my mum got an insulin pump so now she doesn't have to inject five times each day which is good. but it is bad cos it doesn't really work that well so now she has hyperglycemia. which eventually led to ketoacidosis. which makes her breath smell bad and also can comatose you pretty quick. but i think that has improved.
well i haven't done one of these for a while so...
1 . What is your occupation? student and bilo worker and usher
2. Like banana sandwiches? yes esp. when combined with honey. that is possibly the most fattening sandwhich ever but i love it anyway.
3. What are you listening to right now? josh pyke surprisingly enough
4. What was the last thing you ate? chips
5. Do you wish on stars? i did once when i was young and suffering from a condition called hope
6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? probably red. bright and bold. and the one that always gets lost.
7. How is the weather right now? it's night and for some stupid reason i figure that there is no weather at night
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Claire beary quite contrary how does your garden grow? lloyd
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? this question is irrelevant
10. How old are you today? 18 years, 7 months exactly
12. Favourite sport to watch? ballet :) yay! but if you mean actual sport then i guess gymnastics or syncronised swimming
13. Have you ever dyed your hair? yes and it never really looks very good.
14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? both crazily enough. not at the same time though.
15. Pets? dog=teasha, cat=zebby, both=my loves
16. Favourite month? april probs
17. Favourite food? chicken and chocolate and coffee
18. What was the last movie you watched? supersize me i think
19. Favourite day of the year? i don't really have one
20. What do you do to vent anger? i refuse to let the anger build up in the first place. this is achieved by being emoitionally empty :)
21. What was your favourite toy as a child? this doll called melody that was my mums
22. Fall or spring? autumn
23. Hugs or kisses? hugs
24. Cherry or Blueberry? blueberry all the way
25. Do you want your friends to email you back? i think that would be an unrealistic expectation
26. Who is most likely to respond? the entire world
27. Who is least likely to respond? the entire world
28. Living Arrangements? me, mother, father, and north brisbanes most delinquent 14yr old
29. When was the last time you cried? not sure... i think a couple of months ago
30. What is on the floor of your closet? shoes... my clothes are stored on the floor of my bedroom and all over my study desk
31. Who is the friend you have had the longest? my mum
32. What did you do last night? watched tv
33. What are you afraid of? someone breaking into my house while i am in it
35. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers ? how does none sound?
36. Favourite car? suzi!! no seriously i hate that car just as much as i love it. today she got up to 65 and i was so proud of her. she was going down a hill tho.
37. Favourite dog breed? i love nearly all dog breeds. probably springer spaniels.
38. Number of keys on your key ring? two
39. How many years at your current job? 3 exactly... crazy
40. Favourite day of the week? probably wednesday.. body pump and pilates and it is payday and sometimes claire comes to uni and we drink. yay.
farewell my loves! i am going to turn up my music very loud and lay on my back in the darkness and live!!!
cos there's a couloring pad in the back of my head and i wanna fill you in.
i am going a little mental because i have run out of water. i refuse to drink the tap water because somebody has poisioned it or something. mabye it has just been contaminated i don't know. i realise that that sounds a little bit insane but i can taste it and i just know. so if i was you i wouldn't drink tap water. i'm seriously not joking. strongest gut instinct i've ever had.
do you wanna be the one who saw me falling and didn't even try to catch me?
i realised earlier today that life must be really hard for porn stars. because they have to choose between having no gag reflex and sucking big penises really well. or having a really good gag reflex and being a skinny bulimic. i guess thats just a career decision that they have to make. i wonder how many calories are in sperm?
my neighbours dog attacked a kitten from the neighbours on the other side. we rescued it but but it died in my arms. blake was devestated... he has trouble controlling his emotions. then again he saw the whole thing and heard it's back break and stuff like that so i guess i should cut him some slack. i had to tell the people that their cat died and i didn't know what to say and i was tactless. it isn't the dog fault, it never gets walked and it gets fed once each week. the rspca was ment to come pick up the dog today but it didn't. i was sorta relieved cos i would miss him and so would teasha.
my mum got an insulin pump so now she doesn't have to inject five times each day which is good. but it is bad cos it doesn't really work that well so now she has hyperglycemia. which eventually led to ketoacidosis. which makes her breath smell bad and also can comatose you pretty quick. but i think that has improved.
well i haven't done one of these for a while so...
1 . What is your occupation? student and bilo worker and usher
2. Like banana sandwiches? yes esp. when combined with honey. that is possibly the most fattening sandwhich ever but i love it anyway.
3. What are you listening to right now? josh pyke surprisingly enough
4. What was the last thing you ate? chips
5. Do you wish on stars? i did once when i was young and suffering from a condition called hope
6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? probably red. bright and bold. and the one that always gets lost.
7. How is the weather right now? it's night and for some stupid reason i figure that there is no weather at night
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Claire beary quite contrary how does your garden grow? lloyd
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? this question is irrelevant
10. How old are you today? 18 years, 7 months exactly
12. Favourite sport to watch? ballet :) yay! but if you mean actual sport then i guess gymnastics or syncronised swimming
13. Have you ever dyed your hair? yes and it never really looks very good.
14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? both crazily enough. not at the same time though.
15. Pets? dog=teasha, cat=zebby, both=my loves
16. Favourite month? april probs
17. Favourite food? chicken and chocolate and coffee
18. What was the last movie you watched? supersize me i think
19. Favourite day of the year? i don't really have one
20. What do you do to vent anger? i refuse to let the anger build up in the first place. this is achieved by being emoitionally empty :)
21. What was your favourite toy as a child? this doll called melody that was my mums
22. Fall or spring? autumn
23. Hugs or kisses? hugs
24. Cherry or Blueberry? blueberry all the way
25. Do you want your friends to email you back? i think that would be an unrealistic expectation
26. Who is most likely to respond? the entire world
27. Who is least likely to respond? the entire world
28. Living Arrangements? me, mother, father, and north brisbanes most delinquent 14yr old
29. When was the last time you cried? not sure... i think a couple of months ago
30. What is on the floor of your closet? shoes... my clothes are stored on the floor of my bedroom and all over my study desk
31. Who is the friend you have had the longest? my mum
32. What did you do last night? watched tv
33. What are you afraid of? someone breaking into my house while i am in it
35. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers ? how does none sound?
36. Favourite car? suzi!! no seriously i hate that car just as much as i love it. today she got up to 65 and i was so proud of her. she was going down a hill tho.
37. Favourite dog breed? i love nearly all dog breeds. probably springer spaniels.
38. Number of keys on your key ring? two
39. How many years at your current job? 3 exactly... crazy
40. Favourite day of the week? probably wednesday.. body pump and pilates and it is payday and sometimes claire comes to uni and we drink. yay.
farewell my loves! i am going to turn up my music very loud and lay on my back in the darkness and live!!!
cos there's a couloring pad in the back of my head and i wanna fill you in.
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