Thursday, November 09, 2006

sin began with a woman, and because of her we all die.

yay for the bible. i have an essay due in around seven hours, and i need to fit sleep in there somewhere. so i thought it would be a pretty intellegent time to write a blog.

okay guys i wanna play a game ok.

here is my favourite bible passage:
"Restore my strength with raisins
and refresh me with apples!"
(Son 1:5)

i like it because it has an ! mark.

second place goes to
"i am weak from passion.
His left hand is under my head,
and his right hand caresses me."

hehe j-porn. the j stands for jesus. ok hot guys please do this for me or at least just go find a random cool bible passage and post it! i am derangged because it is 2:46 and i can't stop thinking about women in the gospel of luke.

please.

.love eliza.

omg i really desperately need to tell you guys about this thing wot happened the other night but i wil save it for later.

"'he rubbed my face on the ground and broke my teeth on rocks'
that is seriously about god. hehe

lurve eliza.

2 comments:

Sarah said...

"...the bible also says a senior citizen built a boat and rounded up two of every animal"

Brian Griffin

kristy said...

your game sucked eliza.